jerk around

to hassle someone; to waste someone's time. .

Stop jerking me around and give me my money back. They sure like to jerk around people in that music shop.

by HichemFerdes December 17, 2016

squat jerk

the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously

i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!

by tim jhonson December 2, 2018

Mid-Jerk

A scenario when, as you're in the process of masturbating to porn, your friend texts you and the text pops up at the top of your viewing screen blocking some of the action.

Jerry: (Masturbating to porn)

Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.

Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.

by serd12 June 18, 2018

pretentious jerk

a contemptibly obnoxious person who attempts to impress others by acting of greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than he/she is actually possesses.

I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.

My boss is such a pretentious jerk!

by Matt01 February 5, 2019

jerk master

One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.

That Lindsey made another batch of awesome beef jerky, she's a real jerk master!

by sketch1jm August 3, 2019

Surf and jerk

A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.

Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .

by Teejay21 March 14, 2017

slush jerk

A person who deliberately drives through a puddle of snowy slush on the road with the intent on splashing a bystander.

Did you see that slush jerk?! He sped up and totally drenched me!

by SassafrasLass June 20, 2016