German Quickscope

1. When you are really, really horny, and you randomly shove your penis in to a random hole with extreme force. (i.e. light socket, mouth, and so on and so forth)

2. When you are extremely horny and you shove your dick in to the wall and make a big ass hole.

Dude, i was so horny and pissed last night when my girlfriend left, i just German Quickscoped the wall.

by WezPac April 25, 2011

German Roulette

German Roulette is much like Russian Roulette but instead the gun is fully loaded.

I Can’t wait to play German Roulette alone in my living room!

by ZeoVisa May 13, 2021

german manicure

When youre wiping your ass and and your fingers accidentally swipe across your shit and you end up with brown tips.

After that all you can eat mexican buffet I should wipe my ass with some oven mits so I dont give myself a "german manicure".

by Jordan G & Vincent C June 9, 2008

German-American

1.) An American citizen of both German and American descent
2.) An American citizen that can trace his/her heritage back to both Germany and to the colonies of the United States

A German-American has both German and American blood. The term German-American, as well as other hyphenations in America, is commonly used to signify an American citizen of German descent. However, according to international standards, this is incorrect. A true German-American is of both German and colonial American descent.

by Urban Dictionary April 5, 2004

Pseudo-German

People who tend to think they're cool because they act German, while they're really not German at all. They exist in forums (especially VampireFreaks) and schools, where they constantly shout the only two lines of German they know around others to make themselves look smarter and cooler. Sometimes, they get their humor by saluting like a Nazi Soldier, also done to feel rebellious. Pseudo-German are usually one of those 'Metal Elitists' who listen to obsure German bands in order to look more German.

Pseudo-German: "Iza mik shiza!!"
Sucker: "Ooooo German! What's it mean?"
PG: "Eat my shit!!"
Guy who speaks German fluently: "You're doing it wrong!"

by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 9, 2009

German Facial

When a person walks through a steaming sewer vent and breathes in deeply. This may cause a smell or taste that lingers for hours and possibly be followed by gagging, vomiting, or your friends laughing at you for hours.

Lets take the sidewalk on the other side of the street. I don't want to get a german facial.

by Besieged August 6, 2011

German Goggles

1.A man covering both of the female's eyes with his testicles.

I just put German goggles on her.

by Patrick February 7, 2005