aliens from the 13th planet

Your mom when she puts facemask on.

"EWW MOM YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE ALIENS FROM THE 13TH PLANET!"
"I hope this new facemask is better; it cost five WHOLE dollars more."

*facedesks*

by ShreksSwamp October 8, 2015

my 13th reason why

i swear to fucking jod if this guy in this discord group doesn't stop doing fucking morse code i am going to kill someone

"IF YOU DON'T STOP USEING MORSE CODE THIS WILL BE MY 13th REASON WHY"

by kitten of the east March 17, 2023

June 13th

June 13th is National BTS Day for BTS fans/ARMYS

Lily: *sceams* omg it’s June 13th
Jackie: What’s so good about that?
Lily: It’s when BTS debuted duh

by ugly_.senpai October 28, 2019

April 13th

On April 13th it is a tradition for everyone to have a free n word pass.

“Yo my n**** what’s up!”
“Woah man what was that for you lookin like a marshmallow saying stuff like that fool?!”
“Chill bro it’s April 13th!”
“Aye I gottchu homie”

by ice wallowcome April 12, 2019

October 13th

The day of which all females wear only white clothes, then become drenched in water for all moments throughout the day. And remember, it’s also national grabass month. So don’t forget that either!

Friend: Hey what day is it today?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: He’ll yeah let’s get it on.

by lil sex addict October 13, 2019

September 13th

The day Kevin and Chloe became a couple

September 13th is the day that Kevin asked Chloe out and she said yes..

by GodHimselflmfao October 13, 2020

april 13th

National tity squeezing day

Yo Jimothy , it's april 13th. You exited?

by One non-djenty boi May 25, 2018