shower ghost

the residue left behind in the shower after a vigorous session of shower time masturbation

Jamers was in the shower for a hour and left the walls coated with shower ghosts

by RyanAllyn April 26, 2006

Shower Curtain

The act of running the shower to mask the sound of a shit.

It was taco night, and Amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain.

by Nopolitician November 17, 2013

Shower Cum

When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird

Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know

by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.

Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.

by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016

shower power

The act of masturbating in the shower.

I hear he does shower power every day.

by ShowerPowerer April 7, 2009

shower of shit

A complete waste of space; someone who seems to serve no purpose than to ruin your day

John's been a right shower of shit today - meaning John's ruined my day.

by GrumpyPenguin January 31, 2017

Shower toe jam

Stepping into the shower realizing that you just stepped in your roomates jiz.

"When John woke up he went to the bathroom, slipped on some shower toe jam and broke his neck."

by goatsniffer January 18, 2008