pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.

"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"

by geezitron December 9, 2009

TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023

tranny tart

genetic girl's name for tgirl who has sex with other tgirls

"I did'nt know you were a tranny tart!" said in a complimentary way.

by transgenny November 27, 2013

dozy tart

Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.

Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.

by SirEdmundBlackadder August 7, 2014

Spice Tart

US nouveau riche Suburban Female, usually between the ages of 35 and 50, that dresses too young and trendy for her age. Spice Tarts are most often seen wearing large sunglasses, shiny short jackets, ugg boots, North Face jackets and other jappy attire. Usually overly tan, but attractive in a slutty one night stand sort of way.

That freaking spice tart took up two spaces with her black Range Rover outside of Starbucks.

by 248Observer January 2, 2008

pop-tart

someone who just sucks at everything

wow you can't quickscope??!?! fucking pop-tart...

by rosiesraindrop May 20, 2015

bloody tart

a woman who dresses or behaves in a way that is considered tasteless and sexually provocative.

dated

a prostitute.

"the tarts were touting for trade"

'Claude! Hannah is such a useless maid! She's a bloody tart!'

by Claudeishawt101 December 16, 2015