pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.

"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"

by geezitron December 9, 2009

tart taker

lesbian that loves smashing clams

look at that tart taker over there

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

su tart

a comically innacurate misspelling of "stuart", ususally found in the youtube videos by "Flamingo" (a.k.a.: Albertsstuff)

su tart: helo dad
dad: hi sun

by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023

moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

bloody tart

a woman who dresses or behaves in a way that is considered tasteless and sexually provocative.

dated

a prostitute.

"the tarts were touting for trade"

'Claude! Hannah is such a useless maid! She's a bloody tart!'

by Claudeishawt101 December 16, 2015

pop-tart

someone who just sucks at everything

wow you can't quickscope??!?! fucking pop-tart...

by rosiesraindrop May 20, 2015

Spice Tart

US nouveau riche Suburban Female, usually between the ages of 35 and 50, that dresses too young and trendy for her age. Spice Tarts are most often seen wearing large sunglasses, shiny short jackets, ugg boots, North Face jackets and other jappy attire. Usually overly tan, but attractive in a slutty one night stand sort of way.

That freaking spice tart took up two spaces with her black Range Rover outside of Starbucks.

by 248Observer January 2, 2008