Mangenitis

Mangenitis. It is the afflection that women get having to deal with men's pussy ass issues.

Miranda has a case of Mangenitis again. If only Gaston could get his shit together.

by Bush Wacker January 26, 2010

Mangey-Knob

Mange - a skin disease of mammals caused by parasitic mites and occasionally communicable to humans. It typically causes severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions.
Knob - penis, dick, cock

When some stupid asshole of a guy irritates or pisses you off he is a mangey-knob
feminine = mangey-fanny
Me: that idiot just cut me off
Friend: what a mangey-knob

by JCVY April 26, 2011

Manned Rocket

A slightly derogatory term describing a recently impregnated woman - normally used when the person noticing or hearing for the first time is surprised

Damn! - She's been hit by a manned rocket... she is only 16

by freedom015 July 26, 2011

Mangdanged

Getting intoxicated to the point of dangerousness. A state of mind that sounds incredably violent but is actually quite fun. Alternates: Mang-Danged, Mang-Dangled, Mangle-Dangled.

Me: I got so Mangdanged last night for my birthday!
Mom: Is that safe?...

by lduzzle December 26, 2011

Manget

The definition of Manget (MAIN-GET) is a slang term used by people who want just a random word in thier life. It means darn in a really, really, random way.

Manget! I just missed the last bus to the Game Store.

by PokefanAnimations January 26, 2013

Mangelagina

The term used for Big Bulky Bisexual (in denile) named Angela, which refers to 'her' phage. With Spacious Shoulders, Bulky Biceps and Quirky Quadraceps, this beast is one to be feared, generally by Horses or males with large penises for her known sport and MANLY features. As this exsquisite being roams the Suburban area, searching for means of sucking a/all massive HORSE COCK, she also tends to look for other means of lesbian scissoring with midde-aged women that workout at the GYM! Man + Angela + Vagina = MANGELAGINA!

Lucas: "Dude, haven't you heard? Mangelagina was seen in this area last night, at around 18:00 hours Sharp!"

Simon: "Yeah, so I've heard, isn't that Andrew's mom? I heard she looks for young boys to suck off! Makin' me all hot!"

Travis: "LOL! HEY LUCAS!"

Lucas: *Laughing "LEL! I KNOW!"

Andrew: "Can you guys seriously shut the Fuck up? If this is about my mom again, I swear to GAWD!"

Travis: *Whispers "Lucas.... HORSE COCK!"

Andrew: "That's IT! FUCK YOU GUYS!"

by I am a funny guy! October 14, 2013

Maged joke

A witty comment or play of words designed to be understood by intellectuals of the highest order. It usually elicits mild amusement.

Mike: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Jason: haha, great Maged joke!

by UDSubmitters October 21, 2013