Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026

Elk River Dollhouse

An Elk River Dollhouse describes the action of jerking off under your sister's bed while hiding from the police at an under aged drinking event at your dad's house.

Tommy had an Elk River Dollhouse last summer. It got cray cray and took months to get the smell out.

by Daddy679 February 2, 2026

barrel rider

a guy who likes fat chicks

Jill could afford to loose a few pounds.
Na, her bf is a barrel rider.

by helhammer February 2, 2026

Ass rider

Shrek from Shrek

Person 1: I saw Shrek riding his ass, he's an ass rider!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Don't you know? Ass means donkey!
Person 2: Ohhhh

by hibiji February 27, 2025

Pile Rider

This is a sexual endeavor that involves two males. The bottom gets in the pile driver position (stacked up on their neck) while the top stands over but faces away the opposite direction. The bottom pushes his penis up towards the tops anus, and the top points his penis down towards the bottoms. As the top lowers down he simultaneously penetrates the bottom while being penetrated. The top is pile driving while riding.

“I walked in on Dom and Shaun yesterday after baseball practice, they were doing the pile rider, guess who was on bottom?”

by anonymous March 3, 2025

Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025

Stephanie Rivera

Stephanie Rivera is the name of a great American Artist. Known for her Asemic writing influenced art. Stephanie Rivera born American and being Salvadoran was the eldest daughter of immigrants. Stephanie struggled through depression and eventually died due to mental illness. People described her art as misunderstood and brave as it also raised awareness of injustices around the world.

That creative approach reminds me of Stephanie Rivera’s art.

by AlejandroG March 10, 2025