House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

by Qrez October 13, 2017

Friday house

The unkempt state of one’s house or apartment at the end of a busy week, during which one has not had time to clean.

I have got to do some cleaning this weekend, my apartment has epic Friday house.

by suntower October 14, 2017

german house of fudge

A business in Germany where, for a fee, a person of your choosing will excrete upon your chest

Phil went into the german house of fudge for a good time

by Agame231 October 22, 2017

Housed

To have inhaled food.

Did you see Lindsey? She housed that watermelon.

by Donnie23 May 25, 2017

shrub house

A gang of guys that have parties at this one location and don't invite any girls.

Bro let's have a party at the shrub house

by Ilkikeguys June 13, 2017

muffin house

A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins

I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.

by Whitegirl02 June 18, 2017

club house ho

A woman who jumps from a relationship with one man to his friend and then more of his friends.

That Kaycee is a real club house ho, first she wit Frank then she banged Frank's friend Mike & now Mikes friend Ray Ray banging her.

by damainbitch November 17, 2017