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unmitigated buffoonery

Any situation that could conceivably have arisen , where the sheer scale and levels of uttetrly abject stupidity could not have possibly been predicted or indeed legislated for .

This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .
Can you believe the previously unsurpassed level of unmitigated buffoonery that has led to a committee of horrifically incompetent clown shoes re-electing that fucking cretin back into that position ? No wonder fucking lions eat their young
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.
“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”
by Burt f March 15, 2023
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Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.
I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”
by Burt f March 15, 2023
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Combat buffet

When you are having a meal buffet style with a group of fat people who push in line.
Thanksgiving this year turned into a combat buffet - I was lucky to get gravy.
by rachycakes April 30, 2023
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Butt buffing

You take a hit and blow the smoke into someones asshole to warm them up.
Steve took a hit from his pen and blew the smoke into Stacey’s asshole, butt buffing her to warm her up.
by JessiesFavorite May 1, 2023
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Water Buffalo

A broad shouldered, stalky gal with a little bit of a belly that looks like she could bench press you and then eat 4 cheeseburgers. Also only drinks beer.
Friend: I heard he got with that girl last night
Me: I saw her bro, she shotgunned a miller, put it down, benched 225, and then fucked him
Friend: No way he took down a Water Buffalo
by rr12 May 1, 2023
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Cuck Buffet

When your significant other performs oral sex on another man and then feeds his semen to you like a mother bird feeds their young
"last night I hooked up with this chick and she had a boyfriend. after she went down on me she gave him a cuck buffet right in front of me!"
by dirtywastelander37 May 8, 2023
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