Anal glaucoma

When you just can't see your ass doing something.

"Tresa called in sick today, she says her anal glaucoma is acting up."

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"

by Sweet blumpkin pie November 11, 2009

anal cavity

the place were many Florida men like to put potential harmful objects, for example empty shampoo bottles, pictures of James charles, and oxiclean wipes.

Charley you should put this snickers bar in your anal cavity and save it for later

by num nut December 11, 2019

Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.

Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009

wet anal cum rag

A wet anal cum rag is an insult to your friend who moans 24/7

Michael you're suck a wet anal cum rag!

by Cocksuckinganallicker April 23, 2021

anal dwelling butt pirate

1. Someone who enjoys anal sex way more that they should.
2. A homosexual pirate.

Did you see that queer-mo last night? What an anal dwelling butt pirate.

by The best john ever July 28, 2006

Anal Samurai, Volume Three

1. A fictitious porno, used in place of the general term "porn"

or

2. A term screamed loudly to embarrass friends

1. - Where's Bill?

-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.

2. To friend as he is leaving your house:

-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.

-You fucking asshole.

by alexha December 25, 2009

anal sex shopping list

A list of items needed to be purchased at the grocery store and hardware store before attempting some of the ridiculously asenine sex acts described in Urban Dictionary.

According to the Urban Dictionary,we'll need a quart of Rocky Road ice cream,an avacado,and a toilet plunger to perform the Peruvian Plumber.We better make an anal sex shopping list.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011