Lice cream squirter

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus

When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter

by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019

Golden cream chaser

When during sex a man pisses with his sperm

Jack: I gave Judy a good old Golden cream chaser last night

by Fuck dog 37 June 5, 2022

Ghetto Cream

Ghetto cream is that whip cream stuff in big containers that are very thick and are disgusting.

Molly: "Hey guys I got some whipped cream at Walmart!"
Nathan: "That ain't whipped cream that's ghetto cream."
Molly: "Yeah Yeah whatever Nathan."

by Idiotic Duckyyyy April 10, 2021

Lemon cream soda

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut

ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.

by MrStealYoMeme May 18, 2018

Cream catcher

Another word for panties

*looking in bra and underwear drawer*
“Man it looks like I need to buy myself some new cream catchers”

by Ermmaeads July 13, 2021

touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.

Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*

by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023