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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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Two

funni number haha two 2222222 222 22
222222222222222222 two two 22 number two
by two_number_fan July 30, 2022
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Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum 😋😋
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh
1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID
by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023
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Two-tier Keir

A term used to refer to UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer in reference to his preferential treatment of racial minorities and immigrants.
A Rwandan murdered three little girls in Southport and, instead of him, Two-tier Keir is arresting Brits who don't think importing the third world is good for their country.
by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024
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deep day two

When you have overdone the drink/drug intake and have lost consciousness, only regaining consciousness to vomit or threaten to projectile vomit upon passers-by who mock your personal status.
John just deep day two'd and now we need to carry him home.
by Youeh UCB July 30, 2009
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Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.
"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."
by seemymick January 9, 2017
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