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potatoverseer 

1. The ugly-ass, soul-bound skin given to team BOO (good guys) after their loss in the Gaiaonline Halloween event back in '09.

Background summary: The teams (Benevolent Order of the Overseer BOO, and Sentinels Infernal Nation SIN) were given a skin at the start of the event, promised that it would be taken away at the end of the event should they lose to their counterpart.

After a glitch-fest of a event, the mods declared SIN victories, though story-wise both teams were beaten by Jack, the Halloween demi-god, who took the powers from both armies' leader.

After it's defeat, BOO's skin was NOT taken away, it was turned into the Potatoverseer (name which suggests that it was designed long before the event ended).

It's widely hated and thought of as unfair by members of both teams. It is bald, shit-brown, crying, has worms coming out of its skull; overall an abomination, total utter garbage. It can't be removed from ones inventory.

This is the way Gaia rewards the ones who take the side of good, learning us all a lesson that you should just join the cool demon-chick instead of protecting the innocent. Real nice Gaia, real nice... -.-

The reason it is a potato-skin, is vaguely explained in the pre-event manga, where an NPC chokes on a potato, presumed dead, Sentinel removes it and "revives him". The NPC is killed off again at the end of the event as well, HOWEVER, he was on the side of SIN throughout the event.
Gaian #1: Seen the what the awesome BOO-skin turned into after the event? The potatoverseer, I mean.

Gaian #2: Yeah, Gaia really screwed up there. A muddy, crying, bald, potato-skin...

Gaian #3: This is the way Gaia rewards the ones who take the side of good, learning us all a lesson that you should just join the cool demon-chick instead of protecting the world from being overrun by chaos and desruction. Real nice Gaia, real nice... -.-
potatoverseer by Icy Tresh April 13, 2010
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potatopoii 

discord user potatopoii#0001 has a gigantic 48cm (19 inch) penis and he’s admin with allah cat on the best discord anarchy server (discord.gg/HTu8KcSK37)
obama: look it’s potatopoii i heard he’s admin on the best anarchy server and he has a gigantic penis

barley: *cries* my anarchy server good too and i too have big 3 cm penis :’(
potatopoii by barley2837 April 24, 2021

bunk potatoes 

when somthing dissapoints you and you need something to say
hey man i just got crabs from the asian hooker

man thats bunk potatoes
bunk potatoes by tucker max May 4, 2007

Russet Potatoes 

When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.
Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)

Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)

Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)

Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)

Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)

Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
Russet Potatoes by jimbo99 December 12, 2009
1. A potato that has gone through the process of teleportation

2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.
"Dude this potato tastes a little gamma-rayish." "Yeah it's a portato"
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!
Portato by MacaroniMan May 21, 2011

pootatoo 

A very fancy way of saying potato...Great to tell your Red lobster waiter!
May i have a baked pootatoo
pootatoo by Black Wheat January 27, 2009

mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.
"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
mashed potatoes by Joshimo June 11, 2006