horse poop

Chunky!!!!

Wow that is some ugly horse poop on your ground

by Millie Byers May 19, 2018

Holy Poop

Tis word is used when your friend is so fucking dumb you have nothing else to say, but this. Gang Gang schlatttttt

Dumb Nigga: Bro lowkey i think a dolphin should be considered a bird tbh.
Real Nigga: Nigga what?! you dumb asl fr bro holy poop!

by pENA nIGGA October 21, 2019

claim poop

A dominating sexual act wherein one partner defecates on the other and then places a flag in it. The flag may have an emblem of a country or a name written upon it.

"I totally claim pooped the shit outta that!"

"I got claim pooped last night. It was awesome."

by ovalteens September 28, 2007

poop stick

when you need to unclog the toilet because you have released the monster that has been growing between your asscheeks.

you: dude, i had to grab a branch off of the oak tree in my yard

Friend: for what?

You: i released Satan himself from my ass when i took that foot long dump.

Friend: So You needed a poop stick?

by the real definition master November 12, 2014

Ghost poop

A ghost poop is a big fart that comes out as the poop that never was. A ghost poop.

Lyla: eww gross you just farted mom.
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells

by Squatting eagle October 8, 2017

Poop string

when hair gets stuck in your butt, and poop attracts to it

I found a poop string in my butt when i was showering this morning

by kunst September 30, 2015

Hulk poop

The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump

Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.

by joecoolthefool November 27, 2018