patcaptain's definitions

Alligator Poop

A fairly large, firm and straight poop that sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl with the tip coming out of the water a few centimetres.

Ex. 1 - Doctor: "How would you describe your stool?" - Patient: "Alligator."

Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"

by patcaptain August 7, 2017

Cotton

Used when something is final and gets unanimous approval from a group. The word "cotton" refers to the simple, soft, versatile and widely used fabric that is unanimously appreciated.

Synonyms: Good, great, perfect, approved, sweet,

"Here is the final design. What do you guys think? - I think it's cotton!"
"I just tried my new home brew. It's cotton, dude!"

by patcaptain October 1, 2017