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pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.
Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?
by direct007a November 23, 2016
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dirty john paul

inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead
I'm gonna have a dirty john Paul with your mum.
by ajmxd August 8, 2021
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Donald John Trump

A president who made cars more expensive by remaking NAFTA in a bad way while doing useless stuff his supporters and him like. He made Hispanics scared.
Donald John Trump is a bad, bad leader.
by Qorptocx December 23, 2018
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John McCain Syndrome

When you decide to do something when your to old and forget what you had for breakfast. And expect to run the country, so thus you have John McCain Syndrome.
"Issac did you see Spencer speak today up on the stand, he must have John McCain Syndrome the way he was forgetting his speech and mumbling about his many houses."
by Parker James March 2, 2009
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John Kerrys

A slang term for flip-flop sandals. Stems from allegations that John Kerry "flip-flopped" on issues during the 2004 election.
Hey, Angela, those are some nice John Kerrys.
by lordacro April 25, 2006
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John Leslie Milkshake

The act of eating a ridiculous amount of food. Then hours later having nasty diarrhea.
Eric: Yea me and Jeff went to the buffet last night. Jeff at three plates of chicken taquitos.

Tim: Well it looks like Jeff is going to have a bad John Leslie Milkshake

Eric: Yea that toilet will not be having a good day after that.
by Theliquidshiter July 6, 2011
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St John Ambulance

An ambulance service which is run by volunteers of all ages providing first aid and medical treatment to members of the public throughout the world.

Its not just about putting plasters on cuts, members attend numerous training courses such as FAW (First Aid at Work) and AED (Automated External Defribulator) and have helped to save thousands of people lives and work in a close partnership with the local ambulance services.

Without St John Ambulance no events such as the London Marathon, Triathlon and football matches would be able to go ahead.

Often wrongly shortened to "St John's Ambulance"

Like the police and the army, there are different ranks within the organisation; cadet leader, corporal, sergent etc. Also, members quite often are nurses and doctors with years of medical experience.

Badgers are the members from 5-10, cadets from 11-18 and adults from 18 years.

Being a member is fantastic, its really worthwhile and fun to be a part of something so intricately organised, some people dont realise how much work goes into each duty and how long people spend helping others, but its all worthwhile and a great organisation to be a part of.
St John Ambulance is a worldwide organisation that helps thousands of people each year.

"Wow, St John Ambulance rocks!"
by grape_vine February 27, 2005
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