jack napkin

Napkin to wipe semen on when masturbating.

Guy 1: Man, what is this sticky napkin?
Guy 2: Dude, that's my jack napkin!

by kiwi289 December 23, 2008

Jack-hag

A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.

Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.

by LadyByron68 February 28, 2013

Booty Jacking

1. The act of thrusting your ass into the crotch region of another person. 2.When your friend turns around and thrust her but into your vaginal area while shaking it back and forth.

My girlfriend was booty jacking my vaginal region at Zumba.

by ZumbaKing June 10, 2013

wheel jacking

The act of jerking off while driving; masturbation behind the wheel.

"Man, that girl was so hot, she had me wheel jacking the whole drive home!"

by Che butter April 29, 2014

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Flappy Jacks

When you finger a girl's kutch and find out she's not circumcised. To be more specific, the outer fat tissue of a female vaginal wall.

Shit, she's not a virgin? She's been fucking other people? You mean she had flappy jacks?

by asdf66667878 December 20, 2014

Plat-jacking

When a Gold I MOBA player deliberately throws matches in order to keep other Gold I members on their team from reaching the Platinum ranks.

I was one win away from getting promoted, but this feeding Master Yi was Plat-jacking me.

I just plat-jacked that guy so hard! He never suspected the Gnar mid!

by Pei-2-plei January 8, 2015