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In Jesus name 

Something christians say to fool themselves into thinking they're accomplishing something by praying.
Typically followed by "amen."
Lord please make everyone else follow our beliefs because they are right and everyone else is wrong. In Jesus name, amen.
In Jesus name by JustRelax August 27, 2010
When you are nailing a girl in the butt standing up and you hold her arms outsrtretched like she is on the cross. She must then say CRUSIFY ME BABY!
Alan: I was nailing kathryn last night and we switched positions and i started doing the jesus.

Marc: what did she say?

Alan:CRUSIFY ME BABY!

Marc: WOAH nice you get bonus points!
The Jesus by XC Liberty League September 22, 2009

Raptor Jesus 

A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).
Raptor Jesus is my 3D cybernetic dinosaur savior!
Raptor Jesus by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

black jesus 

nickname for mike vick
man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB
black jesus by Griff July 1, 2004

new jesus 

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!
here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!
new jesus by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

too jesus 

1. one who is really religious

2. one who would not be a good partner due to his/her beliefs in christianity
I really like that guy but he is too jesus for me
too jesus by chaco14 June 28, 2010