Raptor Jesus 

A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).

Raptor Jesus is my 3D cybernetic dinosaur savior!

Raptor Jesus by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

black jesus 

nickname for mike vick

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB

black jesus by Griff July 1, 2004

new jesus 

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!

here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!

new jesus by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

too jesus 

1. one who is really religious

2. one who would not be a good partner due to his/her beliefs in christianity

I really like that guy but he is too jesus for me

too jesus by chaco14 June 28, 2010

Meat Jesus 

Hot scottish Jailbait.

Did you see Ricky on cam? He's some kinda Meat Jesus.

Meat Jesus by Sparklies May 14, 2011

Wilder Jesus Christ 

Wilder Jesus Christ is the lord and savior JC. He is so stunningly amazing at sports he doesn't even try. He has a mansion for himself and a mansion for his women. Wilder Jesus Christ is the return of JC.

Wilder Jesus Christ is so stunning that my eyeballs fell out of my head.

Wilder Jesus Christ by erapats October 20, 2014

The Jesus Wheel 

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.

Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"

The Jesus Wheel by Jo Ritter West September 23, 2017