MudWhistle's definitions

Piston Portico

Asshole - butthole - anus - the place where fleshy pistons can be pushed into!

She took all 10" in the piston portico

by MudWhistle January 26, 2004

Whack Jesus

To be so angry at the world and your lot in it that you look skyward with a burning desire to take Jesus out with an Uzi.

I lost both my wives to Cancer...I really want to whack Jesus for this.

by MudWhistle January 26, 2004