j

not only a letter of the alphabet, but the first letter in the dead meme my name is jeff

if you don't know how j is used in a sentence you are either 3 or retarded (see my name jeff)

by jeffdiamondchin November 13, 2020

J Man

A dope Alien from outer space who disguises themselves in human flesh of an attractive person. J Man's are infatuated with Mclovin and like to do drugs.

"Woah that's very J Man of you"

by J Man the Alien January 28, 2024

J Sherm

When you premature ejaculate after less than 30 seconds of action.Also can be used as a measure if time, of no more than30 seconds.

Fuck J Sherm!

by Deanda dis D August 10, 2021

J-mo

The biggest duster of all time. The type of guy to do something strange for a piece of change.

That J-mo just blew my house up for a nickel.

by Shagga B July 14, 2022

J-Blader

A nickname used for someone with a first name beginning with the letter J. Some may make a joke that the person stabs and/or talks about stabbing a lot.

D-Dog: J-Blader pass me that knife. Byut don't stab me.

Josh: Dude i told you not to call me J-Blader.

by Mnayin May 1, 2009

baby J

relatively small joint of marijuana, meant to be smoked by one person before they go to sleep

tim: what'd you do last night?
bob: oh, just rolled a baby J and passed out.
tim: ahh, the usual.

by mr-bob-dobalina November 1, 2020

PB&J

Porta-potty Blow Job

I went to the beach last week and got the best PB&J of my life!

by D_Papps May 23, 2018