Poop whore

Someone who starts a poop on the phone with someone and ends the same poop on the phone with someone else.

Hey Breadquanda I was just on the phone with some bitch named Deltreice and I started pooping on the phone with her and ended it with you. Does that make me a poop whore?

Indeed it does.

by kinkykellyandthesexystud July 8, 2012

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poop icing

pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.

"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"

by poop icing bandit January 10, 2012

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The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump

Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.

by joecoolthefool November 27, 2018

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Alligator Poop

A fairly large, firm and straight poop that sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl with the tip coming out of the water a few centimetres.

Ex. 1 - Doctor: "How would you describe your stool?" - Patient: "Alligator."

Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"

by patcaptain August 7, 2017

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