Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 4, 2020

Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021

Happy

A feeling you get when you accomplish something

I proved how humans are able to think and when I thought about what I've contributed to the world it made me happy

by Saullywolly March 12, 2020

Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0

He just happy stamped himself

by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024

happiness

when you find money on the floor

his face was filled with happiness

by talerel November 13, 2017

Happy-Darndy-Swidly-Swangly

a fun way to say "all good" or"swell"or"ok"

I am feeling Happy-Darndy-Swidly-Swangly.

by LonelyLiz January 26, 2021

happiness

you won’t get it here.

go and PLEASE touch grass.

and maybe you’ll get a gf/bf/enbf while your at it.

Billy-Bob: “i could never have happiness.”
Brad: “it’s ok because we have drugs”

by CrimsonTheMurderous May 27, 2023