Pineapple Hairs

If your here you are either Anix himself or one of his fans, HI.
The spiky , green bits on top of a pineapple. (Or the green stuff on top of sponge bobs house) Credits to Anix :)

Anix: Look at those Pineapple Hairs!
Frenchrxisisisisis: they are very spiky heheheh :)

by ImOnlyHereToWriteAnix’sWords:) June 17, 2020

7 long dark hairs!

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

Pseudo Hair Flip

A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.

After my boss went on a bitch rant, I gave my coworker the pseudo hair flip to show my frustration.

by Flaggit February 3, 2010

Pineapple Hairs

The spiky green leaves on top of a pineapple, as defined by Anix (YouTuber).

Look at the pineapple hairs on top of Spongebob’s house

by Ratty Remy June 16, 2020

hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.

I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.

by emmatortie June 10, 2015

Fore Hair

The hair that grows directly from the center of a butt hole.

Hey babe, can you shave my fore hair? Yeah, that one, growing directly from my butt hole-Thanks!

by BAGintheWind November 26, 2025

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024