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Yard Donkey

A blue collar worker who never actually works. Someone who stays in the yard when the hard work is happening.
Look at this yard donkey watching all the real men getting the job done.
by Dan Mandingo April 15, 2025
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Swamp donkey cats

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men
These swamp donkey cats looking like Christie
by #bigglo June 27, 2025
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Goat Donkey

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.
by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025
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Spark Donkey

A robot capable of doing chores.
my spark donkey mows the lawn now that he’s got full-self-driving
by jackcousteau August 8, 2025
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Maple Donkey

A slur for a Canadian
Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”
by Solinvictus August 27, 2025
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Whomp Donkey

A "Swamp Donkey" weighing over 500lbs, a pox marked face, and a type of smelly smell that smells smelly that you can smell as soon as she enters the room you are in.
"Daaaaamn that whomp donkey stinks!!!"
by anonymous October 13, 2025
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Ice Donkey

Ice Donkey (noun):
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking balloverconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.

2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025
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