cum-choo!

When you are in the midst of sexual pleasure and you're about to climax... but your nose twitches and you need to sneeze ... and they both happen simultaneously

"oh baby keep on stroking, that feels so good.... I'm going to Ahh Ahhhhhh Cum-CHOO!"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 19, 2018

spiritual cum

when you’re watching porn and cum at the exact same time as the pornstar.

Yo i had a spiritual cum and connected on a spiritual level with this pornstar last night.

by Dylthetank July 2, 2018

Cum Siphon

A Whore who drains the balls of all their cum with pussy, mouth or Ass. A girl who gives head and swallows. A slut that milks every last drop of cum from you and your buddies.

Let me tell you Kerry is a real Cum Siphon.

My wife is a cum siphon.

Last night we ordered a couple of Cum Siphons for the bachelor party tonight.

Not only is Melissa a real pretty girl, she is also a Cum Siphon.

by El Capitain July 3, 2018

Shotgun cum

Shotgun cum is when a man cums in a girls mouth without warning

I was sucking off Darry then he Shotgun Cum me!

by FosterHump July 7, 2018

Cum Noogie

Cumming into the nostrils of your partner, then they suck it down their nose into their mouth and spit it out like a loogie

You know shes wifey material when she asks for the cum noogie.

by Blame The Clown July 24, 2018

Cum fucker

Someone who likes to fuck someones pussy or arse after someone else has cum inside them.
Someone who enjoys being sloppy seconds.

He really loved fucking a girl after someone had cum insider her.
He loved cum lube being sloppy seconds provided for his cock.
He was a proper cum fucker!

by Whoopah! August 1, 2018

Cum-cuddle

When you creampie your partner, possibly accidentally, then proceed with spooning without cleaning up right away

“My boyfriend cum-cuddled with me last night, it was awesome and so warm”

by Dragontokill August 9, 2018