bro ho skank

Bro ho skanks are the ones that got away.

Guy 1: Man she was such a bro ho skank last night, giving Jeremy a blumpkin

by :);(;):(:):)):): November 25, 2022

The Bro Discount™

When a friend/family friend owns or is in a family business and either gives you a discount on something you need, or just gives it to you for free. Whether you owe them a favor in return, or they're just doing it to be nice, you gotta admit that's a pretty cool thing to do for your bro.

Guy 1: "Dude, that's too expensive! We don't have enough for that!"

Guy 2: "Chill, man. I'm buddy-buddy with the cashier, he's definitely gonna hit me with The Bro Discount™."

by Yeethaw_76 June 29, 2019

Your bro a hoe

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.

George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness

by No U x infinity May 13, 2018

bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022

Your mom bro

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*

Your died… rip your mom bro

by Smortdude6578 June 9, 2021

Bulgarian Bestiality Bro

Bulgarians who enjoy horse porn a bit too much, and are oblivious to the idea of deleting search history.

Hey it's Alex that horse fucker guy. Some call him the Bulgarian Bestiality Bro.

by Anon471 February 21, 2022

Baysplosion Bro Fist

A bro fist that ends with each bro making 3 or more explosions with his or her fist.

Named for Michael Bay, who can't seem to make a movie without putting over 9000 explosions in it.

Bro #1: Hey, bro! Happy 4th of July!
Bro #2: We gotta have a special bro fist for this!
Bro #1: Baysplosion Bro Fist, brah!
-They do the Baysplosion Bro Fist-
Bro #2: Yeah, 'Merica!

by Burn2x December 17, 2014