Skip to main content

Tassie Twister

The Tassie twister is a form of phallic act designed to be performed by a Tasmanian sports person in pursuit of funding and sponsorship for a professional sporting career.
I heard he secured a 5 year contract by performing the Tassie twister
by hribarits September 22, 2023
mugGet the Tassie Twister mug.

Missouri Twister

No, its not anything sexual, the missouri twister was a famous un-named twister that knocked over Grandma Edna's favourite tree back in 1978, or we could just be talking about Joplin.
by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023
mugGet the Missouri Twister mug.

A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'
Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023
mugGet the A Twisted Christmas mug.

Ball Twister

A way of calling something annoying or torturous, enough to the point you can feel a slight pain in your balls (or ovaries for the females)
"This game is a Ball Twister man"
by xPomPe February 10, 2024
mugGet the Ball Twister mug.

Tongue Twister

When you give your man a blowjob that he doesn’t want because his penis is always “sore”. The tongue twister can also be offered out to other willing recipient penises that are not sore if mentioned sore one refuses to accept a sloppy slurping session.
“Oh Gareth, why would you not like a tongue twister?!is it sore AGAIN?!”

“If you don’t want this tongue twister I’ll just give it so someone who does
by BIGGG LADDDD February 22, 2024
mugGet the Tongue Twister mug.

The Twisted Sister

When you take a woman into a restaurant bathroom for a blow job, and right before you cum, you twist her around and cum directly onto the back of her head and into her hair. You then rub the cum into her hair like styling gel, and make her look like Twisted sister.
After I turned the girl I met at the bar around and gave her the twisted sister, I immediately sat down on the toilet and started taking a shit while she was still in the bathroom!!
by Nrogers February 25, 2024
mugGet the The Twisted Sister mug.

Tongue twister

Man 1: bro, Johnnie gave me the best tongue twister ever last night. I came so hard I couldn't breathe

Man 2: nice!
by emoboyy.xd April 9, 2024
mugGet the Tongue twister mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email