taco cheese

Similar to yeast infuction

Joe had some taco cheese on his arm and leg.

by fruit May 16, 2003

cock cheese

Any cheese with blue veins

Jack: Whats that youre eating there, Sandra?

Sandra: Cock cheese

John: Smells good

by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

cheese head

Receiving oral sex with a block of swiss cheese around your cock.

The Packers just won, and your girlfriend asks you how to properly celebrate. You reply: "cheese head, please!"

by royals77 January 5, 2014

cheese curd

The act of two guys with foreskin putting there dicks head to head and raping them together and jerking off till one of them has there ejaculation in the other guys dick head.

Those guys where cheese curding last night. Hey wana go cheese curd??

by snitzeltruck December 18, 2010

cheeses of nazareth

a funny way to make fun of that Jesus Christ guy. Because people don't like that dude anymore. It sounds like "jesus of nazareth." get it? It's funny. Jesus...what a stupid bastard. So he died for my sins...but then he got to come back to life 3 days later? What bull-shit. I know of plenty of people who died for better reasons than that...and they didn't get to come back to life 3 days later.

Cheeses of Nazareth...mmmm, sacrilicious

by our lord and savior cheeses christ July 7, 2003

cheesing

1.) a kid awkward around girls who playfully punches and makes jokes to a girl he's secretly crushing one
This kind of kid is usually know as a pussy and or had never had any pussy.

Guy- man kolby is totally cheesing on your girlfriend

Guy2- what a fucking pussy

by clownbaby31337 December 16, 2008

dick cheese

pretty much self explanitory, what happens when you dont wash after sports,sexual activity, or laziness. Creates fungus in forkskin of youre dick (only uincircumsized) hurts like a motherfucker trust me on this...

()()=========|)------ <- then it starts pussing out liquid like an std

Man my dick hurts so much, it smells, its rusty and slimey and its cheesy, so thereffore i have dick cheese

by Gabe The NEwfy May 1, 2006