now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 03, 2007

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 07, 2020

High two

A high 2 is when you and one of the b's share and bonding moment and bang the same willing- and quite frankly, generous-female, but you both hit it from the bottom holes and your nuts touch each other in a way such as a high five.

A real bonding moment and quite frankly gross and the same time. You will never share a moment to bond to each other equal to it

Me and my mate were both banging a total 10 and hit her up with a high two!

by High two August 18, 2017

two tap rule

When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.

Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.

by Nineteen Percent December 19, 2017

[Two Armer]

The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.

Boi, that girl last night was a bushpig!!....a proper Two Armer!!

by Ollie T December 24, 2008

two hundred percent

Why wouldn't an athlete feel like 100 percent was enough, especially when you're hardly ever near one hundred percent most of the time?

Two hundred percent seems like it would blow out the athlete before the athlete was finished with the season or retirement.

by The Original Agahnim November 03, 2021