Milk

A beautiful and warm liquid that comes from a mammals tit

Human 1: I want Da milk!
Human 2: go to the shop and buy cow's milk then.
Human 1: why buy it when we make it for free?
Human 2: good point...

by Fin_iguess September 19, 2022

Milk

The best and most tasty shit on the planet, ever since the beginning of humanity people have been sucking milk from their moms tits, other moms tits, cow tits and even goat tits. It's nice, white and it has calcium. While Mountain Dew is unhealthy and piss yellow.

Skeleton Boi: Drink your milk bro, it's got calcium.
Mark: No.
Skeleton: No is not a valid answer so BE GONE THOT.
Mark: *spontaneously combusts*

by Thot-destroyer March 21, 2018

Milk

Milk is the thing you're dad never brought to you

My dad left to get milk and he never came back

by Skase 👹 me nevriazis 😠 November 20, 2021

Milk

Someone or something that is god awful

Ethan: yo man hop on that verdansk
Buddy: nah bro you’re absolute milk 🥛

by Tdizzle14 June 21, 2020

Milk

Milk is the thing that you're dad never came back with because he didn't want you at he broke up with your mom

My dad left to get milk and he didn't come back

by Skase 👹 me nevriazis 😠 November 20, 2021

Milk

Funding acquired by milking a cash cow.

My tank's a bit low, let's hit the milk bar & top it off.

by BrawndoMania August 16, 2022

Milk

Milk

Milk

by Milkmilkmilkmilk August 03, 2022