Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019

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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

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ToPS code

Tops code or Tower of Phone Snapping Code, is for tower problems if the support is not ok or other reasons.

ToPS Codes can be different.

“ToRS” (Torn Dressing, Or building) “ToWP” (Tow vehicles getting destroyed) “FoTP” (Fart Extinguishes)

If for a use for important things, “IpOP” (Important message)

We got ToPS code, In site C.

by Wick5 June 20, 2023

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Carrot top

When a redhead gives you oral sex.

Hey! Remember that ginger from the party last night? She gave me carrot top!

by Daviddozer16 May 11, 2021

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Top Hate

A list of myspace people you keep on your friends list solely to avoid confrontation, you'd rather delete this hatelist but they still manage to come up on your page now and again. The opposite of Tom's top 8 application

"I totally thought you hated Kat?"

"Well, shes really ugly and annoying but i wanna screw her friend"

"Ohhh, keeping her on the top hate"

by Mr. Mean May 22, 2009

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