NO NUT NOVEMBER

NNN is where guys cant have any sexual intercourse or anything that would in volve sperm

No nut NOVEMBER is a month for guys

by Lala is gay December 4, 2019

Numb nuts

It means your dumb

Alex: 2+2=5
Melanie:No numb nuts it equals 4!

by Your local Ashley November 25, 2021

Nut wine

A glass of beer (or any cold alcohol beverage for that matter) that you serve to someone and they drink it unaware you dipped your nuts in it moments ago...

If it was a martini though it culd be either a nut-ini or a balltini, either works...

Guess what a Fartini is...

At a party:
Guy "How'd you like that Nut wine, Shirley"
Shirley "It's okay... but i don't taste the nuts..."
Guy titter titter
pause, the penny drops
Shirley "EURGH! Oh my God, you put your sweaty balls in this didn't you?! ACK! You're fucking disgusting!"

by cha cha chaa September 15, 2010

nut sponge

An oval shaped sponge used for washing your nuts.

Johnny Knoxville needed to use a nut sponge after being in a severe accident where he broke his "ding-ding" to get the blood off.

by Winston Backer June 18, 2008

nut sludge

The creamy stuff left around the base of the penis and on the scrotem after sex.Usualy describing the morning after results with no shower.

this nut sludge is making me itch

by stribo April 15, 2007

Throwing nuts

A phrase meaning 'masturbation'. coined by U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan during a misunderstanding with a polish soldier during OEF IX.

"I'll be back in 5. I'm gonna go throw some nuts,"

"Where's Jack?"
"I dunno. Probably throwing nuts somewhere,"

"I'm sorry i don't call masturbation 'throwing nuts',"

by LDKSparda December 21, 2009

Nut sock

A nut sock a sock that loners use as a pussy.

-Hey wanna shove carrots up my dogs anus William?
-no I can’t my mom found me eating my fucking nut sock :(

by Sorryiusedmyrealname:( April 6, 2020