crud monkey

A generic programmer whose job revolves around create, read, update and delete, aka CRUD

95% of programmers are just useless crud monkeys, dumb crud monkey

by Homeless Chicken December 22, 2022

monkey rizz

Bro has crazy rizz for women and might even be a top g named Muggy

Eddie has that monkey rizz

by LoggyCarl December 26, 2022

Emo monkey

An emo kid that makes it their responsibility to make everyone around them emo and if you encounter one you should call the government because they are a biohazard

Emo monkey: you are all poppy’s because you’re not emo. Average American: honey, get the shotgun.

by Apc345 December 31, 2022

Meth monkey

Crackasorous Rex

Crackhead

What an absolute meth monkey

by Vf.wagz January 3, 2023

Twitter Monkey

Someone is on twitter 24/7 and believed everything they read on twitter and mainstream media Before Elons take over. They tend to be blue pilled.

Daniel stop being a “Twitter Monkey”. Just because it’s trending on Twitter it doesn’t mens is true!

by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023

surf monkey

the new NHL team The Seattle Surf Monkeys

i cheer for the surf monkeys

by orangesurfmonkey December 7, 2018

Monkey Squawk

When your sitting opposite your significant other and decide to put your toe up there ass or twat making them squawk like a monkey.

Sarah ruined the best part of the movie because Myles kept giving her a monkey squawk.

by Mylotronic July 28, 2017