Game dick

An erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. This is most often needed when a couple is having sex purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for sex or not.

Husband: "My wife just texted me that I need to get home and bang her."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."

by Zotts May 7, 2015

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dick lingering

After having an orgasm, the period of time during which a man leaves his penis inside a vagina (or other orifice) while it transitions from erect to flaccid.

Jenn, he was dick lingering so long after sex last night, I wasn't sure if he fell asleep or he was just trying to keep it warm and cozy.

by Crack Help July 29, 2016

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Sad dick

When a guy is too sad to get a boner.

We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.

by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016

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Dick Puppet

A woman who loves to be controlled by a mans penis

"Lynn wanted to be Jordan's dick Puppet "

by Cockmuppet11 December 14, 2016

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dick ridder

When a Heterosexual male will not leave his other Heterosexual male alone and will copy whatever he does and compliment and agree with whatever he says.

Yo Jimmy is always being a dick ridder and ridding Johnnys dick.

by Ilikepiop December 9, 2015

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The Moby dick

Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !

I'm gonna give you the moby dick

by Thecuzzie July 29, 2017

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