A spontanious explosion of lisp at the completion of a sentance. An advanced way of speech for one with lisp, to achieve the l-bomb, the lispee must talk without a lisp for a sentance. This surplus of kenetic energy(the unused lisp) is stored thruout the sentance and released in a shockwave of lisp upon completion.
Todd : Yo dude you hang out at the party?
lispet: yeah man we got wasted and pissed on that bitch's couch...... lesheshkba
lispet: yeah man we got wasted and pissed on that bitch's couch...... lesheshkba
by nickdizzle September 15, 2004
During the act of lovemaking, one turtling partner (male or female) squats over the others face and begins to lay cable. Open-mouthed, they let the poo slide in. Rather than dropping it all, half way through, the squatter sucks the turd back up their own ass. This is then repeated until the squatter can no longer suck it back or accidentally crimps a bit off. In a sense, it is like fellatio but with poo.
“Last night i was busy giving my old lady the love bomb of her life. Everything was going really well until she accidentally bit down. She’s in the bathroom right now... flossing.”
by Rip Clint September 22, 2010
The gayest fighting attack possible. It's when you head ram someone in the crotch because you're gay.
by nameless112 October 19, 2005
A person who constantly bugs you, yet is good for doing things you don't want to do. I.E. little brothers.
Shit bomb, fetch me a glass of water.
by Megisawesome March 01, 2009
Me: Its about time I dropped the F-bomb.
Friend: Why so soon?
Me: Because my computer is so fuct I have to nuke it.
Friend: Why so soon?
Me: Because my computer is so fuct I have to nuke it.
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
a slang word for a common known std caught by begging someone to have meaningless sex with you, people become vulnerable to this sexual disease when cheating on their signifigant other in a one night stand. symptoms include vomiting, increased facial hair, addiction to foriegn drugs and ruined cars. you can treat this std by drinking lots of coffee and staying away from flying objects such as rocks, lawn ornaments and longboards.
by footcreamisgood January 22, 2008
arriving at a pool and instantly jumping in to hide the fact that you have an erection or that you wet yourself.
by Fatblob6 July 17, 2011