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The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...
The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.
by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019
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Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected

Orange Spodumene is such an Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected UwU
by Goji Sauce December 9, 2019
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open you up like a can of beans

When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!
Keep that sh#t up bro and I will open you up like a can of beans !!!!
by Rosewood1978 February 22, 2017
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beansing

Ian sucks at poker, he's gonna beans
Swig is an idiot, he's beansing
by Mulberry July 12, 2006
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Beansing

beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.
"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"
by for bst results cook at 1.21gw January 21, 2020
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Big bean , sorry i meant Thanos

Big grape boii with 13 chins and likes wet salmons and vegetable soup boi

he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit
Big bean , sorry i meant thanos means one snap and your momma gone
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stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.
That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.
by noillegals August 5, 2010
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