cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 09, 2022

Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 27, 2022

Double Creamed

When two guys deposit their load straight after one another

We double creamed that hoe last night

by Dave_Das September 18, 2017

Volcano Ice cream

A very hot poo that comes out of your anus in the form of diarrhea, and burns the living shit out of your brown star fish.

I ate taco bell today and it gave me volcano ice cream shits.

by DABZnCali June 20, 2024

Volcano Ice cream

When you have Diarrhea and it comes out burning the living hell out of your brown barking star fish.

I ate Mexican food with Christina today, and now I have volcano ice cream flowing from my ass.

by DABZnCali June 20, 2024

Hwhip Cream

A fluffy sweet topping. Used mainly on Eggos, Waffles, Dessert, ect. Pronounced H-whip Cr-ee-m.

Can I have some Hwhip Cream?

by iadhondswfbasbfous June 07, 2022

cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

by Saevi June 17, 2023