Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.

Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!

by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024

Ice Cream Cone

The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦

Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"

by Eve4 May 28, 2022

elephant cream

When semen is so thick that people usually refer to it as elephant cream

“Is it thick?”
“Oh yea, it’s like elephant cream,”

by Dyslexic.com March 25, 2022

front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.

Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"

by harry crisp July 1, 2011

Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.

My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.

by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016

Cream Cherry

to creampie a virgin

Guy1: So I had sex with this virgin yesterday and nutted all in her.
Guy2: You gave the ol cream cherry.
Guy1: Yup.
Guy2: Classy.

by Nate6969696969696969696 November 4, 2012

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021