real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

poo prick

1. When your penis is covered in feces after engaging in anal sex.

2. When you are engaged in anal sex and a sharp turd pricks the tip of your penis.

Dude, have you been swallowing sunflower seed shells again? I just got poo pricked!

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

poo

a brown, crusty (or wet), blob, that comes out of ur botty hole

jerry: hey man I gotta take a shit
Tom: the bathrooms right down there
Jerry: *poops*

Tom: u good in there?
jerry: yes
jerry : oh shit mf I just clogged his toilet WHAT DO I DO

by Lauren the fat bitch:) October 19, 2019

SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

poo-sniffer

the deffinition of a poo-sniffer is someone named romyn

dang your such a poo-sniffer

by bibyboi June 13, 2022

poo poo fart

poo poo fart is a term to symbolize feces of an individual followed with a release of gas from the individuals gluteuos maximus, also known as fart. This is often used in conversations where one individual or more have the humour of a toilet

Person 1: poo poo fart
Person 2: hehehe fart

by poopoofart1234 June 24, 2022

Revenge poo

When you kick the dog out of the bedroom for privacy during sweet slow love making, and pupper poos on the carpet in the living room.

What's that noise babe? Omg, she took a revenge poo by the door.

by Ictinypeople September 23, 2021