School WiFi

A thing at school that blocks literally almost every website in the world including Urban Dictionary, DuckDuckGo, and some other stuff you probably shouldn't be on in school; but who cares, not me. I wrote this whole thing in 1st period.

It also makes class really boring if you wanna play games but they're blocked.

Omfg, the school wifi blocked Urban Dictionary and 123Movies!!!!!!!!111!1!!! TRIGGERED!!!!!!11!!!

School WiFi by 0h? May 18, 2017

School Tattoo 

A tattoo made by kids while in school. Usually this is done when classes get too boring for anyone to stand it. School tattoos are made with any objects that can be found in school. Usually done with a staple and ink from a broken open pen.

Kid 1: Shit man, look at this School Tattoo I did in math class!
Kid 2: Cool man, but what the fuck is it?
Kid 1: Its a picture of the teacher; look closer.
Kid 2: Oh, I see. That ugly fuck.

School Tattoo by SilentLaugher October 15, 2009

School girl fever 

When girls wear skimpy outfits (that show skin) to school, such as a short skirt, crop top, etc, people tend to have sexual fantasy's about them.

Patrick : Oh hey man, check out that hawt mama! I'm coming down with some "school girl fever"

School girl fever by Celina Jade February 6, 2009

School Of Cock 

Porno made famous by Paul Rudd's character, Dave in The 40 Year Old Virgin, found in his collection of Boner Jams '03 with Harry Twatter and Space Nuts.

"You know the movie School of Rock? Well this is the porn version of it School of Cock, and instead of Jack Black it stars Jack Black...Cock."

School Of Cock by Tyresius September 15, 2008

school dance 

a place to grind with your class mates.

girl - omg im so excited for the school dance tonight. im going to dress so sluty & grind on guys.

school dance by slut. :] October 17, 2008

School Uniform 

A strict dress code set up by schools to keep students in line. Originally used by Catholic and Private schools, uniforms have become a growing trend in public schools since the mid-90s. Uniforms in Public Schools are often put in to cut down on fights, rough housing, and gang activity and boost overall student performance, which turns out unsuccessful more than 99% of the time.

Aw dude did you hear? We're gonna have to start wearing school uniforms next year! Weak!

School Uniform by Gaaraofthedamned December 28, 2010

school bicycle

School bicycle - everyone gets to ride you once.

Girl 1: Hey look its the school bicycle.

Girl 2: She stole my b/f

Girl 1: Her skirt is just like a wide belt!

school bicycle by May Hecal July 22, 2006