Nut wine

A glass of beer (or any cold alcohol beverage for that matter) that you serve to someone and they drink it unaware you dipped your nuts in it moments ago...

If it was a martini though it culd be either a nut-ini or a balltini, either works...

Guess what a Fartini is...

At a party:
Guy "How'd you like that Nut wine, Shirley"
Shirley "It's okay... but i don't taste the nuts..."
Guy titter titter
pause, the penny drops
Shirley "EURGH! Oh my God, you put your sweaty balls in this didn't you?! ACK! You're fucking disgusting!"

by cha cha chaa September 15, 2010

Coco-nut

When you bust a fat nut and mix it with nesquik making a chocolatey treat for later.

Man 1: I did a coco-nut last night
Man 2: “did” a coconut?
Man 1: ya it’s when you beat your meat for a treat.

by EeeeeeGad December 15, 2019

Left Nut

The nut to the left side of your penicular structure.

Honey, I can't bang you tonight. My left nut got cut off.

by Anal Opener November 29, 2016

diesel nuts

deez nuts hanging from a diesel truck

Look at my diesel nuts.

by dinkydean November 17, 2019

crack nuts

ejaculate

she had a 'box' as big as a house and you can't crack nuts in somethin' like that

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Whistle nuts

What you call someone when you don't know there name.

Take that green pea down there and go sell them bouges a car
Who?

You know, whistle nuts

by Un10nCarb1d4 May 30, 2016

nut sludge

The creamy stuff left around the base of the penis and on the scrotem after sex.Usualy describing the morning after results with no shower.

this nut sludge is making me itch

by stribo April 15, 2007