Man 1: I did a coco-nut last night
Man 2: “did” a coconut?
Man 1: ya it’s when you beat your meat for a treat.
Man 2: “did” a coconut?
Man 1: ya it’s when you beat your meat for a treat.
by EeeeeeGad December 15, 2019
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Get the Numb nuts mug.The first of orgasms in a given stretch of time. Usually comes about after not having sex or masterbating for a little while. It is specifically the "nut" that comes so fast, you're not to thrilled to be finishing early, and neither is she!
The solution, oddly enough as it goes, is getting rid of that sucker!
The aim is to get rid of the devils nut, once you do it's game on. It could be in the shower before your girl comes over, or you go out. Once in the habit of having sex often this hasty nut should dissapear for a while. If he does pop up, just know the second nut will be better than the first for you and your girl.
Perhaps frequent masterbation helps, apparently it is healthy. But hey sex is good too, actually sex is amazing, just watch out for that little bastard of a nut!
Condoms are good too.
The solution, oddly enough as it goes, is getting rid of that sucker!
The aim is to get rid of the devils nut, once you do it's game on. It could be in the shower before your girl comes over, or you go out. Once in the habit of having sex often this hasty nut should dissapear for a while. If he does pop up, just know the second nut will be better than the first for you and your girl.
Perhaps frequent masterbation helps, apparently it is healthy. But hey sex is good too, actually sex is amazing, just watch out for that little bastard of a nut!
Condoms are good too.
James: eyyy jimmy, heard you banged sarah the other night, how was it kid?
Jimmy: mannn, thank god i got that devil's nut out before she came over, i have her in like 8 positions before i busted. Wheweee!!
Jimmy: mannn, thank god i got that devil's nut out before she came over, i have her in like 8 positions before i busted. Wheweee!!
by Mad chickenwing December 28, 2014
Get the devil's nut mug.Johnny Knoxville needed to use a nut sponge after being in a severe accident where he broke his "ding-ding" to get the blood off.
by Winston Backer June 18, 2008
Get the nut sponge mug.The creamy stuff left around the base of the penis and on the scrotem after sex.Usualy describing the morning after results with no shower.
by stribo April 15, 2007
Get the nut sludge mug.A phrase meaning 'masturbation'. coined by U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan during a misunderstanding with a polish soldier during OEF IX.
"I'll be back in 5. I'm gonna go throw some nuts,"
"Where's Jack?"
"I dunno. Probably throwing nuts somewhere,"
"I'm sorry i don't call masturbation 'throwing nuts',"
"Where's Jack?"
"I dunno. Probably throwing nuts somewhere,"
"I'm sorry i don't call masturbation 'throwing nuts',"
by LDKSparda December 21, 2009
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