Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.

"is this going to be a crack story?"

by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck

-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack

by user20283950575 December 13, 2023

Crack Head

Usually when someone is mad at you and there have anger issues

Bro why would you do that you are and l mans and a "Crack Head".

by dallasigw December 4, 2022

crack wax

One of the many exudates of the human body. It is the slimy, smelly, greasy stuff which lines the crack going from the anus and upward between the buttocks.

This crack wax has got to go. It is making my underwear stink.

by uh...clem December 10, 2022

Cosby show crack whore

The show title is a variable. Howdy doody show crack whore. That 70s show crack whore.

The phrase describes a type of addict.

They're an addict and they'll do anything for crack but you like them and they're only going to be around for one episode. They're not family or regular character in your life.

I can give you a ride to rehab but I'm not signing anything. You're a Cosby show crack whore.

by Lola Mae 2022 December 12, 2022

lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack

Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation

by anonymous December 16, 2022