The smartest and coolest person you will ever see on earth, or perhaps the whole universe. This guy can get whatever he desires from anyone.
A: How are you doing bro?
B: I supplant my boss by sending nude pics of some random guys to let him get fired.
A: Your name is Chris now.
B: I supplant my boss by sending nude pics of some random guys to let him get fired.
A: Your name is Chris now.
by chris chris chris chirs July 24, 2025
Get the Chrismug. Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017
Get the Chrismug. Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.
"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"
"Yeah, why?"
"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."
"Well he's still a good friend..."
"Yeah, you're right."
"Yeah, why?"
"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."
"Well he's still a good friend..."
"Yeah, you're right."
by rinxshiemi October 22, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!
Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.
by yall.already.know.who.i.am.uh. March 2, 2023
Get the Chris Cornellmug. by BeachesLoveJeeps July 7, 2015
Get the chris duelmug. He acts the gayest in the friend group
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance
When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans
He has a very good taste in guys
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance
When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans
He has a very good taste in guys
Chris is very passionate about guys
by The playa from the hemolysis June 24, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A Chris is annoying little spastic. A Chris would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Chris is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend
by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020
Get the Chrismug.