Cleaner Beaner 

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.

Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.

Cleaner Beaner by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008

Beansexual 

someone who is attracted to Beans

Person:What's your sexual orientation

Other person:Beansexual

Beansexual by Lord beansworth April 27, 2019

beans and burgers 

the food of the gods. made by bald martin himself for his retarded step-son Morgan Hudson. EPIC

and for you Morgan... It's beans and burgers

beans and burgers by legitbaldmartinonyt September 23, 2019

Beanpaste Girl

Korean phrase dwenjang-nyo 된장녀. The name comes from a kind of modern Korean woman who will live as frugally as possible on a cheap beanpaste stew so they can save up as much money as possible to spend on designer shoes and handbags.

She's such a beanpaste girl...

Beanpaste Girl by NavyBrush September 10, 2012

Beanland 

1. Mythical island abundantly overflowing with bean plants and beans.

2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)

"Beanland: Most blessed and splendiferous realm, bountifully over-endowed with bean plants of every size, shape and variety imaginable. Fields have no need of the plough, and all cultivation of beans by what few happy individuals live there is wholly inessential, as nature provides more than enough for their needs. Grass is utterly absent on account of all the bean plants, and habitants there live a hundred years or more"

Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum

Beanland by Charlemagne1993 December 29, 2016

beanie season 

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.

“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”

beanie season by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019

Beanbag on water

Term for when you or someone else feels like a beanbag on water, not sinking but it's not floating either. You're not good but not bad, you're just kinda there.

Person 1: You don't look so good
Person 2: Nah i'm just a beanbag on water rn

Beanbag on water by Squid_Ice February 15, 2020