wet Gregory

Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.

I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.

The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!

by william_wolff_md November 29, 2019

Wet Jilly

When a women is masturbating, then she takes her wet fingers and puts them in their partners ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

My girl was playing with herself when out of no where she gave me a Wet Jilly

by CutterLad April 24, 2025

wet beer

In porn, when multiple people piss on a chick, then have her fill a beer mug and drink it, occasionally with jizz in it on the top or on her face.

She loves wet beer.

by ogmac05 July 19, 2018

Wet Drip

When your outfit is so fly that even an old man thinks it's cool

"Wow, that wet drip you have is so rad" said Gene

by ImAnOldMan November 24, 2023

Wet Andy

A wet Andy is similar to a wet willy but the finger goes in the victims nose.

"God damnit, Steve gave me a wet Andy."

by Wet Andy April 5, 2015

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.

I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.

by Bigwetone January 14, 2018