A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
Get the You’re as straight as your hairmug. Madam Hair Kulture a.k.a MHK, is someone that sells quality hairs on Instagram.. Madam Hair KULTURE is known for giving her customers affordable quality.. Madam Hair Kulture is also a guru in wig making, hair revamping and coloring.. She is a perfectionist and will do anything to make her customers happy
by Yourhabits February 4, 2020
Get the Madam Hair Kulturemug. Hym “No. Ingrown hair actually. Because I had just shaved my head and I was wearing glasses a lot because I was driving around all the time (you know) and Walmart stopped stocking tea tree oil (which is how you deal with ingrown hairs). Couldn’t find it anywhere.
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022
Get the Ingrown hairmug. by Smallpp11 January 12, 2022
Get the Hairmug. that feeling when you come out of the barber shop with that fresh cut and the wind hits all the spots originally covered by your hair and it just flows through your hair so FREELY
by Douchebag Destruction Delivery July 12, 2021
Get the Hair Breezemug. An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017
Get the hair tie storymug. by iamkeebler August 8, 2016
Get the coconut hairmug.