Hockey jargon. A
game played in the doorway of the locker room. One
player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another
player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.
“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”
“Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants
player of all
time. You put the vag in vagina pants you
silly little ass-breather.”