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sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.
Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.
by Scott likes Scotch May 25, 2008
mugGet the sucks dick like popsicles on a Sundaymug.
users at the ign boards who used suck each others cock and play "find the cock in my ass"; these users include spideyman04, fullfool, ImBobbo, Bull-Dog, minigurl and Tal-IGN.; if ever confronted by these users cover your genitals and RUN!
OMG! those mutha fucking cock sucking faggots just tried to suck my dick!

I need an adult!!!!!!!!!
by spideyman04 March 17, 2005
mugGet the mutha fucking cock sucking faggotsmug.
A condition that refers to the soulless appearance of eyes belonging to women who frequently, thoughtlessly suck dick. VDSE is rampant on college campuses internationally, and can also frequently be found in nightclubs amongst females hovering in close proximity to the bar. VDSE is not contagious.
"Dude, what's wrong with that chick?"
"Nothing man, she's totally hot"
"But dude, those eyes..."
"Fuck, she's totally got VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)"
"What's VDSE?"
"Vapid Dick Sucking Eyes, ask your doctor about it."
by The Polemic June 13, 2013
mugGet the VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)mug.

suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.
by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004
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Big dick don’t suck on it

When the dick is either to big to slurp or to big its not attractive
Whore:1 look a brad he definitely has a big dick
Whore ass bitch:2 no no girl that ah be ah “big dick don’t suck on it” type for guy
by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020
mugGet the Big dick don’t suck on itmug.

teaching granny to suck eggs

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)
"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)
by rawkaren October 9, 2013
mugGet the teaching granny to suck eggsmug.

Suck my cunt, dickboi

Yo momma don't like my socks? Suck my cunt, dickboi.

A pajama cat is coming for you in the morning. Suck my cunt, dickboi.
by drugs n hugs January 27, 2017
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