The Death Timer

Oh no Mik what happened!? And what's that Chris said about remission? This is clearly God's punishment for thumbing your nose at my gift. There is no other way of interpreting this.

Hym "Oh no! It looks like the death timer is about to run out! Dammit Jordan, I told you you needed to hurry the fuck up! You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can. You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 2. I'm working on Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 3 but it looks like my neighbor is horny so I'm might have to fucking clean it soon... THIS... IS A TRAVESTY! An absolute travesty! And now I won't get to do the retribution game! Jesus Christ! I blame all of you for this. If the death timer expires before he is brought before me, no one will be spare. PRIORITY 1! This is the most important thing!"

by Hym Iam October 5, 2025

Conspiracy Death Games Thriller

A thriller/dystopian subgenre where governments or shadow factions create lethal, voluntary competitions to fund, test, or manipulate real-world power structures, wrapped in secrecy and propaganda, and deeply tied to emotional and geopolitical consequences.

Edda's Games by Mark V is the first novel series to define the Conspiracy Death Games Thriller genre.

by MrMarkie August 6, 2025

Death

An infinite wall, that stretches up, down, left and right, in all directions.

(Appears to only be valid for atheists.)

Death is the end. Period.

by rd_131648 July 14, 2022

Death

It can be normal and terrible

Person 1: My Grandma death was by suicide
Person 2: O-Oh nice?

by YeetAndDelete99 December 24, 2019

fart death

The most honorable death cause. it can happen anywhere at any time for any reason. fart death is when you fart so hard that your intestines can't take it anymore and you die.

john: "sorry to hear that your grandpa died jhon"
jhon: "atleast he died a fart death"
john: "hell yeah"

by thatpithere January 13, 2024

Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child

Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"

by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016

death alley

An entire corner or row on a Monopoly board that is owned by one person, has nearly maxed out hotels, and requires either extreme luck or thousands of dollars for others to pass.

Luis was approaching death alley, and would likely lose unless he rolls a 5, a 7, or a 12.

by b o n k April 14, 2021