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Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019
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The Sandy Special

Usually a Blonde lady on her knee’s who specializes in giving her special skill to her boss.
Now known as the Sandy Special.
Hey Cliffastro is coming to town!
Zak oh man you should give him the Sandy Special! He might give you a promotion.
by Sgilfoo September 12, 2019
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The Detroit Special

The Detroit Special is when you break someone’s kneecaps, usually in response to a perceived aggression
“Those refs really fucked up that Lion’s game. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone gave them The Detroit Special.”
by Remnant313 October 14, 2019
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the mad specialist

The Mad Specialist is the founder and the leader of the AOZ (Association of Zajebs), a bunch of crazy people who like to sacrifice people in satanic rituals just of the fun of it, they enjoy any type of knife, swords and bats, he specializes in intimidating people by spinning his wooden sword and walking at people wearing a purge mas, he also likes psychology. he is also a supporter of leilas religion
by madspecialist(joe) October 21, 2019
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Fogle's Special

Cowgirl but the male holds up the female's body with his arms under her thighs and ass. The male can then either thrust or lower and raise the female.
"When I was doing cowgirl, I switched to Fogle's special and she squirted all over me"

"Fogle's Special goes deep as balls"
by The Real Fogle November 5, 2019
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Saturday Night Special

A mixed drink for a celebratory occasion
Fix me a Saturday Night Special. I’m feeling celebratory today.
by YuOfTheNight November 21, 2019
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The Rizzo Special

When you talk to a girl for the sole purpose of using them to get to their friend
Kai- “ Yo I heard you hit up Kelly ?”
Rizzo- “ no no, I hit up Kelly for her friend Amanda”
Francisco- “ oh so the Rizzo special then”
by Big dick Davis November 21, 2019
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